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Jesus was a crackpot.
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If Thomas Edison invented electric light today, Dan Rather would report it on CBS...
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Anybody who watches three games of football in a row should be declared brain...
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The right of bearing arms for a lawful purpose is not a right granted...
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This was love at first sight, love everlasting a feeling unknown, unhoped for, unexpected–in...
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Some men are born posthumously.
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Life lives, life dies. Life laughs, life cries. Life gives up and life tries....
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It is better to suffer wrong than to do it, and happier to be...
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What we become depends on what we read after all of the professors have...
Quote #25948
The function of a briefing paper is to prevent the ambassador from saying something...