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Hard work doesn’t guarantee success, but improves its chances.
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It’s hard to create humor because of the unfair competition from the real world.
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If you can’t make it better, you can laugh at it.
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Before we blame, we should first see if we can’t excuse.
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One’s philosophy is not best expressed in words it is expressed in the choices...
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We have achieved the most amazing things, a few million people opening up half...
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When griping grief the heart doth wound, and doleful dumps the mind opresses, then...
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I am an old man, but in many senses a very young man. And...
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A gentleman is a man who can play the accordion but doesn’t.