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When I have a kid, I wanna put him in one of those strollers...
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I cast my bread on the waters long ago. Now it’s time for you...
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Everything is theoretically impossible, until it is done. One could write a history of...
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“What is it the Bible teaches us? – rapine, cruelty, and murder. What is...
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Parenting is a negative thing. Keep your children from killing themselves, or anyone else,...
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Excess on occasion is exhilarating. It prevents moderation from acquiring the deadening effect of...
Quote #20784
Until you walk a mile in another man’s moccasins you can’t imagine the smell.
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You know, it was only a generation ago that actors couldn’t be buried in...
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Beware of a man’s shadow and a bee’s sting.
Quote #3129
Calvin Coolidge was the greatest man who ever came out of Plymouth Corner, Vermont.