Quote #22787
Don’t knock the weather nine-tenths of the people couldn’t start a conversation if it...
Quote #9848
Joel: Ed, are you hallucinating? Ed: Oh, yeah, but not right now.
Quote #25780
Parenting is a negative thing. Keep your children from killing themselves, or anyone else,...
Quote #17873
Cauliflower is nothing but Cabbage with a College Education.
Quote #33994
No one can have a higher opinion of him than I have, and I...
Quote #2808
Name me an emperor who was ever struck by a cannonball.
Quote #10154
One should either be a work of art, or wear a work of art.
Quote #34008
I’d give my right arm to be ambidextrous.
Quote #33420
Children might or might not be a blessing, but to create them and then...
Quote #5494
If a problem has no solution, it may not be a problem, but a...