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Learning is not compulsory… neither is survival.
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Santa Claus had the right idea. Visit everyone once a year.
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There is no such thing in anyone’s life as an unimportant day.
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One of the secrets of a happy life is continuous small treats.
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The greatest gift is a portion of thyself.
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Travel only with thy equals or thy betters if there are none, travel alone.
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The fundamental error of their matrimonial union that of having based a permanent contract...