Quote #26306
Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the...
Quote #11047
It takes a village to raise an idiot.
Quote #19247
His mother called such people ignorant and superstitious, but his father only shook his...
Quote #15065
Men of the noblest dispositions think themselves happiest when others share their happiness with...
Quote #25656
Universal suffrage is the government of a house by its nursery.
Quote #29251
To dare is to lose one’s footing momentarily. To not dare is to lose...
Quote #9180
Sleep, those little slices of death, how I loathe them.
Quote #14146
Courage without conscience is a wild beast.
Quote #25775
In two decades I’ve lost a total of 789 pounds. I should be hanging...
Quote #6670
To choose Norm Coleman over Walter Mondale is like going to a great steakhouse...