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I would much rather have men ask why I have no statue, than why...
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My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on...
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Shall I crack any of those old jokes, master,At which the audience never fail...
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Look who?s standing if you please, ?though you tried to bring me to my...
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Greatness is more than potential. It is the execution of that potential. Beyond the...
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Newspapermen learn to call a murderer ‘an alleged murderer’ and the King of England...
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No pessimist ever discovered the secrets of the stars, or sailed to uncharted land,...
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When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.
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The Joker Never rub another man’s rhubarb.
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Resolve to edge in a little reading every day, if it is but a...