Quote #25782
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
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Kent Abbott is in the on-deck circuit.
Quote #12414
On the heights, all paths are paved with daggers.
Quote #11273
After the game, the king and pawn go into the same box.
Quote #3890
The absence of alternatives clears the mind marvelously.
Quote #3713
All last year we tried to teach him English, and the only word he...
Quote #11720
I must be an optimist, because a pessimist is never disappointed.
Quote #27272
A happy person is not a person in a certain set of circumstances, but...
Quote #740
Do not wrong or hate your neighbor, for it is not he that you...
Quote #16235
Why should we think upon things that are lovely? Because thinking determines life. It...