Quote #25774
When humor goes, there goes civilization.
Quote #8184
Because the women are watching.
Quote #11519
Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should...
Quote #32157
The illiterate of the 21st century will not be those who cannot read and...
Quote #21831
There’s no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn’t...
Quote #29355
Mankind’s true moral test, its fundamental test (which lies deeply buried from view), consists...
Quote #11312
Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination.
Quote #22812
Common sense in an uncommon degree and is what the world calls wisdom.
Quote #28309
I wish outer-space guys would conquer Earth and make people their pets, because I’d...
Quote #17511
What you do not want done to yourself, do not do to others.