Quote #25771
If you can’t make it better, you can laugh at it.
Quote #3188
Most vegetarians look so much like the food they eat that they can be...
Quote #15592
Condense some daily experience into a glowing symbol, and an audience is electrified.
Quote #2066
The need of exercise is a modern superstition, invented by people who ate too...
Quote #14562
An atheist is a man who has no invisible means of support.
Quote #34562
It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live.
Quote #16571
Business is like riding a bicycle. Either you keep moving or you fall down.
Quote #1453
There are few nudities so objectionable as the naked truth.
Quote #31554
That’s the secret to life… replace one worry with another….
Quote #6737
The least of learning is done in the classrooms.