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The best of the houses is the house where an orphan gets love and...
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In two decades I’ve lost a total of 789 pounds. I should be hanging...
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Whenever I open a door, I pull on the doorknob real hard, because isn’t...
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Tommy You can take a good look at a T-bone by sticking your head...
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Human salvation lies in the hands of the creatively maladjusted.
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Occasionally, I have to think like myself to remember where I put something.
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There are a thousand hacking at the branches of evil to one who is...
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An investment in knowledge still yields the best returns.
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Any lady who is first lady likes being first lady. I don’t care what...
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Insofar as I may be heard by anything, which may or may not care...