Quote #28156
If God dwells inside us, like some people say, I sure hope He likes...
Category Archives: Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
Quote #28141
One day one of my little nephews came up to me and asked me...
Quote #28142
Even though he was an enemy of mine, I had to admit that what...
Quote #28143
If your kid makes one of those little homemade guitars out of a cigar...
Quote #28144
If I come back as an animal in my next lifetime, I hope it’s...
Quote #28145
I bet the main reason the police keep people away from a plane crash...
Quote #28146
Sometimes I think you have to march right in and demand your rights, even...
Quote #28147
Anytime I see something screech across a room and latch onto someone’s neck, and...
Quote #28136
Instead of a trap door, what about a trap window The guy looks out...
Quote #28137
Children need encouragement. So if a kid gets an answer right, tell him it...