Quote #28183
A man doesn’t automatically get my respect. He has to get down in the...
Category Archives: Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
Quote #28184
I hope that someday we will be able to put away our fears and...
Quote #28172
I guess I kinda lost control, because in the middle of the play I...
Quote #28173
There are many stages to a man’s life. In the first stage, he is...
Quote #28174
When I was a child, there were times when we had to entertain ourselves....
Quote #28175
For mad scientists who keep brains in jars, here’s a tip Why not add...
Quote #28176
I wish I had a kryptonite cross, because then you could keep both Dracula...
Quote #28161
Instead of a Seeing Eye dog, what about a gun It’s cheaper than a...
Quote #28162
I guess the hard thing for a lot of people to accept is why...
Quote #28163
Whenever I need to get away,” I just get away in my mind. I...