Quote #28193
Whether they ever find life there or not, I think Jupiter should be considered...
Category Archives: Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
Quote #28194
If you think a weakness can be turned into a strength, I hate to...
Quote #28195
If you ever fall off the Sears Tower, just go real limp, because maybe...
Quote #28196
One thing about my Aunt Nadie She was gruff on the outside, but if...
Quote #28184
I hope that someday we will be able to put away our fears and...
Quote #28172
I guess I kinda lost control, because in the middle of the play I...
Quote #28173
There are many stages to a man’s life. In the first stage, he is...
Quote #28174
When I was a child, there were times when we had to entertain ourselves....
Quote #28175
For mad scientists who keep brains in jars, here’s a tip Why not add...
Quote #28176
I wish I had a kryptonite cross, because then you could keep both Dracula...