Jack Handey Deep Thoughts Quote #28203 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 You know what would make a good story Something about a clown who makes...
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts Quote #28204 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess is why several...
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts Quote #28189 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 I don’t pretend to have all the answers. I don’t pretend to even know...
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts Quote #28190 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 If I was the head of a country that lost a war, and I...
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts Quote #28191 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Is there anything more beautiful than a beautiful, beautiful flamingo, flying across in front...
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts Quote #28192 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Sometimes you have to be careful when selecting a new nickname for yourself. For...
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts Quote #28193 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Whether they ever find life there or not, I think Jupiter should be considered...
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts Quote #28194 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 If you think a weakness can be turned into a strength, I hate to...
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts Quote #28195 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 If you ever fall off the Sears Tower, just go real limp, because maybe...
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts Quote #28196 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 One thing about my Aunt Nadie She was gruff on the outside, but if...