Quote #28203
You know what would make a good story Something about a clown who makes...
Category Archives: Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
Quote #28204
Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess is why several...
Quote #28189
I don’t pretend to have all the answers. I don’t pretend to even know...
Quote #28190
If I was the head of a country that lost a war, and I...
Quote #28191
Is there anything more beautiful than a beautiful, beautiful flamingo, flying across in front...
Quote #28192
Sometimes you have to be careful when selecting a new nickname for yourself. For...
Quote #28193
Whether they ever find life there or not, I think Jupiter should be considered...
Quote #28194
If you think a weakness can be turned into a strength, I hate to...
Quote #28195
If you ever fall off the Sears Tower, just go real limp, because maybe...
Quote #28196
One thing about my Aunt Nadie She was gruff on the outside, but if...