Jack Handey Deep Thoughts Quote #28207 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Too bad there’s not such a thing as a GOLDEN skunk, because you’d probably...
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts Quote #28208 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 The old-timers around here still shake their heads and chuckle about that city slicker...
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts Quote #28185 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 It’s easy to sit there and say you’d like to have more money. And...
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts Quote #28186 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 I’d like to see a nature film where an eagle swoops down and pulls...
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts Quote #28187 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 The old pool shooter had won many a game in his life. But now...
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts Quote #28188 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 I wish I lived on a planet that had two suns—regular sun and ‘rogue’...
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts Quote #28189 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 I don’t pretend to have all the answers. I don’t pretend to even know...
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts Quote #28190 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 If I was the head of a country that lost a war, and I...
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts Quote #28191 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Is there anything more beautiful than a beautiful, beautiful flamingo, flying across in front...
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts Quote #28192 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Sometimes you have to be careful when selecting a new nickname for yourself. For...