Quote #28221
If you go through a lot of hammers each month, I don’t think it...
Category Archives: Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
Quote #28222
I bet one legend that keeps recurring throughout history, in every culture, is the...
Quote #28223
If someone told me it wasn’t ‘fashionable’ to talk about freedom, I think I’d...
Quote #28224
Here’s a good gag if you go swimming in a swamp and when you...
Quote #28225
To me, truth is not some vague, foggy notion. Truth is real. And, at...
Quote #28226
A good way to keep a mob of peasants from killing your monster is...
Quote #28227
Isn’t it funny how we’ll look out the window at the moon, and then...
Quote #28228
Too bad you can’t just grab a tree by the very tip-top and bend...
Quote #28213
I bet if you were a mummy wrapper in ancient Egypt, on thing you...
Quote #28214
The face of a child can say it all, especially the mouth part of...