Quote #28267
To us, it might look like just a rag. But to the brave, embattled...
Category Archives: Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
Quote #28268
If you ever go temporarily insane, don’t shoot somebody, like a lot of people...
Quote #28269
Marta said I don’t seem to like to read fiction very much. ‘I guess...
Quote #28257
If there’s ever an amusement park called Bag World, I bet it would really...
Quote #28258
Instead of trying to build newer and bigger weapons of destruction, mankind should be...
Quote #28259
Here’s a good joke to do during an earthquake Straddle a big crack in...
Quote #28260
To me, there’s no better symbol for the world than a grasshopper lying dead...
Quote #28261
When you go for a job interview, I think a good thing to ask...
Quote #28262
You can’t tell me that cowboys, when they’re branding cattle, don’t sort of ‘accidentally’...
Quote #28263
I wish scientists would come up with a way to make dogs a lot...