Quote #28301
Broken promises don’t upset me. I just think, why did they believe me
Category Archives: Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
Quote #28302
As the light changed from red to green to yellow and back to red...
Quote #28303
Whenever anyone says ‘I can’t,’ it makes me wish he’d get stung to death...
Quote #28304
Frank knew that no man had ever crossed the desert on foot and lived...
Quote #28305
I’d rather be rich than stupid.
Quote #28282
The wise man can pick up a grain of sand and envision a whole...
Quote #28283
If I come back as a horsefly, I think my favorite thing would be...
Quote #28284
If you had a school for professional fireworks people, I don’t think you could...
Quote #28285
Basically, there are three ways the skunk and I are a lot alike. The...
Quote #28286
Here’s a good tip for when you go to the beach A sand dollar...