Quote #28311
How come, just as the rocket is launching, the astronauts don’t also shoot some...
Category Archives: Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
Quote #28312
I’m not afraid of insects taking over the world, and you know why It...
Quote #28313
When you first start wearing a turban, probably the most common mistake is wrapping...
Quote #28298
What is it about a beautiful sunny afternoon, with the birds singing and the...
Quote #28299
People laugh when I say that I think a jellyfish is one of the...
Quote #28300
Like jewels in a crown, the precious stones glittered in the queen’s round metal...
Quote #28301
Broken promises don’t upset me. I just think, why did they believe me
Quote #28302
As the light changed from red to green to yellow and back to red...
Quote #28303
Whenever anyone says ‘I can’t,’ it makes me wish he’d get stung to death...
Quote #28304
Frank knew that no man had ever crossed the desert on foot and lived...