Quote #28327
Higher beings from outer space may not want to tell us the secrets of...
Category Archives: Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
Quote #28312
I’m not afraid of insects taking over the world, and you know why It...
Quote #28313
When you first start wearing a turban, probably the most common mistake is wrapping...
Quote #28314
We like to praise birds for flying. But how much of it is actually...
Quote #28315
It makes me mad when I go to all the trouble of having Marta...
Quote #28316
People just naturally assume that dogs would be incapable of working together on some...
Quote #28317
One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to...
Quote #28306
If you were a poor Indian with no weapons, and a bunch of conquistadores...
Quote #28307
People think it would be fun to be a bird because you could fly....
Quote #28308
The crows seemed to be calling his name, thought Caw.