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If a man watches three football games in a row he should be declared...
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Quote #25778
We’ve got a generation now who were born with semiequality. They don’t know how...
Quote #25779
It is fast approaching the point where I don’t want to elect anyone stupid...
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Parenting is a negative thing. Keep your children from killing themselves, or anyone else,...
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Don’t confuse fame with success. Madonna is one Helen Keller is the other.
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My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on...
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A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for...
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Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth.
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I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage.
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Anybody who watches three games of football in a row should be declared brain...