Quote #19151
COFFEE.EXE missing. Insert cup and press any key.
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Quote #19167
Philosophy is a study that lets us be unhappy more intelligently.
Quote #19183
Choose your friends by their character and your socks by their color. Choosing your...
Quote #19199
Smash forehead on keyboard to continue.
Quote #19215
Why doesn’t DOS ever say ‘EXCELLENT command or filename’
Quote #19231
Debugging is anticipated with distaste, performed with reluctance, and bragged about forever.
Quote #19136
He who dies with the most toys is, nonetheless, still dead.
Quote #19137
If you put a billion monkeys in front of a billion typewriters typing at...
Quote #19138
Power (n) The only narcotic regulated by the SEC instead of the FDA.
Quote #19139
Never assume, for it makes an ASS out of U and ME.