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The perfect man uses his mind as a mirror. It grasps nothing. It regrets...
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My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to 99 cents...
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There is only one step from the sublime to the ridiculous.
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It is the duty of every citizen according to his best capacities to give...
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If you’re a young Mafia gangster out on your first date, I bet it’s...
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Because of Christ’s resurrection–and His guarantee that He will resurrect all who believe in...
Quote #16178
If you bungle raising your children, I don’t think whatever else you do matters.
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If the English language made any sense, a catastrophe would be an apostrophe with...
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We learn not in the school, but in life.
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It shouldn’t be too much of a surprise that the Internet has evolved into...