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When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, ‘Did you sleep good’...
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Obviously crime pays, or there’d be no crime.
Quote #8803
What is harder than rock, or softer than water Yet soft water hollows out...
Quote #21800
You’re not to be so blind with patriotism that you can’t face reality. Wrong...
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I have never met a man so ignorant that I couldn’t learn something from...
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Whenever is found what is called a paternal government, there is found state education....
Quote #3603
Golf is very much like a love affair, if you don’t take it seriously,...
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Bush Sr. was a jerk, Quayle an idiot, Clinton was atrocious and disgusting, most...
Quote #6777
The secret of being boring is to say everything.
Quote #12634
Success isn’t permanent, and failure isn’t fatal.