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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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Author admin Date November 1, 2013
It seemed to me that, somehow, the blue jay was trying to communicate with...
Joyce

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Listening, not imitation, may be the sincerest form of flattery.
Adam Smith

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People of the same trade seldom meet together, even for merriment and diversion, but...
Richard Milhous Nixon

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Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Once you get into this great stream of history, you can’t get out.
Francis Quarles

Quote #16797

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Be wisely worldly, be not worldly wise.
Sophocles

Quote #1056

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Of no mortal say, ‘That man is happy,’ till vexed by no grievous ill...
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13825

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Sometimes I think the so-called experts actually ARE experts.
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13668

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I guess I kinda lost control, because in the middle of the play I...
Josh Billings

Quote #764

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
The best way to convince a fool that he is wrong is to let...
Homer

Quote #7353

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
A small rock holds back a great wave.
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