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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13815

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Sometimes I think I’d be better off dead. No, wait. Not me, you.
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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I wish I could shrink down to the size of an ant. And maybe...
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Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastards.
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A nation is a society united by delusions about its ancestry and by common...
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Quote #2501

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But I am sure that I have always thought of Christmas time, when it...
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Quote #20424

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Don’t you wish there were a knob on the TV to turn up the...
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Aristotle was famous for knowing everything. He taught that the brain exists merely to...
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Quote #15078

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One great cause of failure is lack of concentration.
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The more extensive a man’s knowledge of what has been done, the greater will...
Ralph Waldo Emerson

Quote #511

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Great men are they who see that the spiritual is stronger than any material...
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