Quote #3671
The most wasted day of all is that during which we have not laughed.
Quote #20484
The only sure thing about luck is that it will change.
Quote #13610
On doing another talk show It would be like going back to a relationship....
Quote #12300
Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.
Quote #16591
I need not fear my enemies because the most they can do is attack...
Quote #8944
Don’t worry about people stealing an idea. If it’s original, you will have to...
Quote #16672
If God lived on earth, people would break his windows.
Quote #10011
Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns he should be drawn...
Quote #13304
I am old enough to know that victory is often a thing deferred, and...
Quote #17490
The surest way not to fail is to determine to succeed.