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I once said cynically of a politician, ‘He’ll doublecross that bridge when he comes...
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I have Immortal longings in me.
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If I were playing third base and my mother were rounding third with the...
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And so, my fellow americans ask not what your country can do for you...
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From the moment I picked up your book until I laid it down, I...
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What goes up must come down. Ask any system administrator.
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Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
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Some people are so dry that you might soak them in a joke for...
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Viewed from the summit of reason, all life looks like a malignant disease and...
Quote #16572
He that is of a merry heart hasth a continual feast.