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I hate television. I hate it as much as I hate peanuts. But I...
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Cowards die many times before their deaths The valiant never taste of death but...
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There is no power on earth that can neutralize the influence of a high,...
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I sent the club a wire stating, PLEASE ACCEPT MY RESIGNATION. I DON’T WANT...
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Be kind – Remember every one you meet is fighting a battle – everybody’s...
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If ignorance paid dividends, most Americans could make a fortune out of what they...
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Parentage is a very important profession, but no test of fitness for it is...
Quote #6467
…when you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth.
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Some people weave burlap into the fabric of our lives, and some weave gold...
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The wit makes fun of other persons the satirist makes fun of the world...