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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13854

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
We tend to scoff at the beliefs of the ancients. But we can’t scoff...
Plato

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The harder you work, the luckier you get.
B. J. Gupta

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Inflation continues till common man is completely sucked out of money, then recession sets...
Logan Pearsall Smith

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Author admin Date November 1, 2013
It is through the cracks in our brains that ecstasy creeps in.
Art Buchwald

Quote #11392

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
You can’t make up anything anymore. The world itself is a satire. All you’re...
Bob Alberti

Quote #9953

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Hold tenderly that which you cherish, for it is precious and a tight grip...
Diane Arbus

Quote #10157

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My favorite thing is to go where I’ve never been.
Robert Burton

Quote #3141

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No cord or cable can draw so forcibly, or bind so fast, as love...
Thomas John Watson, Sr.

Quote #18763

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Would you like me to give you a formula for…success It’s quite simple, really....
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13901

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
If you’re pretty happy, but you have a little Chihuahua that’s always biting you...
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