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Spring has sprung. We’re free at last, people. Free at last. Thank you mother...
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The new Haitian baseball can’t weigh more than four ounces or less than five.
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You know how to paint a room real fast Just put paint rollers on...
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He who knoweth the precepts by heart, but faileth to practice them, Is like...
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With sixty staring me in the face, I have developed inflammation of the sentence...
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Much good work is lost for the lack of a little more.
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The more things a man is ashamed of, the more respectable he is.
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When griping grief the heart doth wound, and doleful dumps the mind opresses, then...
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If Rosa Parks had not refused to move to the back of the bus,...