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Most of those who make collections of verse or epigram are like men eating...
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Breathless, we flung us on a windy hill, Laughed in the sun, and kissed...
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I guess one of the funniest memories of my grandfather was the time I...
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When a dog bites a man that is not news, but when a man...
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So they the Government go on in strange paradox, decided only to be undecided,...
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Funny-peculiar or funny-ha-ha
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I accept now with equanimity the question so constantly addressed to me, ‘Are you...
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Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
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Birds sing after a storm why shouldn’t people feel as free to delight in...
Quote #7947
When a man knows he is to be hanged in a fortnight, it concentrates...