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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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You know something that would really make me applaud A guy gets stuck in...
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No one wants advice — only corroboration.
George Steiner

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A chess genius is a human being who focuses vast, little-understood mental gifts and...
Michael Friedman

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The scientific name for an animal that doesn’t either run from or fight its...
Jerry Coleman

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They’ve taken the foot off Johnny Grubb. Uh, they’ve taken the shoe off Johnny...
Sydney Smith

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There is one piece of advice, in a life of study, which I think...
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Learning to dislike children at an early age saves a lot of expense and...
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13801

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I’d rather be rich than stupid.
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The legitimate powers of government extend to such acts only as are injurious to...
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When they took the 4th Amendment, I was quiet because I didn’t deal drugs....
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