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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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Author admin Date November 1, 2013
You know what’s probably a good thing to hang on your porch in the...
Mark Twain

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I didn’t attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying that I...
John M. Eades

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There are some days I practice positive thinking, and other days I’m not positive...
Mao Zedong

Quote #19342

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Passivity is fatal to us. Our goal is to make the enemy passive.
Socrates

Quote #939

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The shortest and surest way to live with honour in the world, is to...
Jose Narosky

Quote #15960

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
We protest against unjust criticism, but we accept unearned applause.
Tennessee Williams

Quote #19062

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You can be young without money but you can’t be old without it.
Publilius Syrus

Quote #4351

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You should go to a pear tree for pears, not to an elm.
Rowan Atkinson

Quote #10254

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
As I was leaving this morning, I said to myself ‘the last thing you...
Roy Rogers

Quote #17008

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
They’ll have to shoot me first to take my gun.
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