Quote #5814
History will be kind to me for I intend to write it.
Quote #1594
The secret source of humour itself is not joy, but sorrow. There is no...
Quote #15066
Empty your mind, be formless, shapeless–like water. Now you put water into a cup,...
Quote #11843
I’ve learned that I like my teacher because she cries when we sing Silent...
Quote #13852
Probably to a shark, about the funniest thing there is is a wounded seal,...
Quote #10493
Life is too long not to be happy.
Quote #15685
An age is called Dark, not because the light fails to shine, but because...
Quote #17095
Kill one man, and you are a murderer. Kill millions of men, and you...
Quote #1158
We are shaped and fashioned by what we love.
Quote #15747
Nearly all men die of their remedies, and not of their illnesses.