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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Sometimes the beauty of the world is so overwhelming, I just want to throw...
Othal Brand

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Sure, it’s going to kill a lot of people, but they may be dying...
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It’s the place where my prediction from the sixties finally came true In the...
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Most success springs from an obstacle or failure. I became a cartoonist largely because...
J Danforth Quayle

Quote #16811

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
We’re going to have the best-educated American people in the world.
Marcus Tullius Cicero

Quote #7032

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There is no place more delightful than home.
Unknown

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You can’t make someone love you, and while you try, you lose the people...
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I took a speed reading course and read ‘War and Peace’ in twenty minutes....
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When it’s third and ten, you can take the milk drinkers and I’ll take...
Jerry Coleman

Quote #12070

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Well, it looks like the all-star balloting is about over, especially in the National...
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