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If you’re a young Mafia gangster out on your first date, I bet it’s...
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Beware of the young doctor and the old barber.
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It just ain’t possible to explain some things. It’s interesting to wonder on them...
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My mother buried three husbands, and two of them were just napping.
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Jack You need to find yourself a girl mate. Or perhaps the reason you...
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The world is a funny paper read backwards. And that way it isn’t so...
Quote #6870
Early morning cheerfulness can be extremely obnoxious.
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Show me a genuine case of platonic friendship, and I shall show you two...
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I pray you bear me henceforth from the noise and rumour of the field,...
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