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A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.
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I have made my world and it is a much better world than I...
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It is inaccurate to say I hate everything. I am strongly in favor of...
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Whenever I open a door, I pull on the doorknob real hard, because isn’t...
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Patience is the greatest of all virtues.
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Money is like manure. You have to spread it around or it smells.
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Some people go to priests others to poetry I to my friends.
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He hath eaten me out of house and home.
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Seek not happiness too greedily, and be not fearful of happiness.