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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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I bet what happened was, they discovered fire and invented the wheel on the...
Saint Augustine

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Hear the other side.
Henny Youngman

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I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up – they have...
Kahlil Gibran

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I wash my hands of those who imagine chattering to be knowledge, silence to...
Homer

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Do thou restrain the haughty spirit in thy breast, for better far is gentle...
Gamal Abdel Nasser

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There is no longer a way out of our present situation except by forging...
Mark Twain

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Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.
Charles Kuralt

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Thanks to the Interstate Highway System, it is now possible to travel from coast...
Euripides

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This is courage in a man to bear unflinchingly what heaven sends.
Muriel Spark

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Being over seventy is like being engaged in a war. All our friends are...
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