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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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Author admin Date November 1, 2013
If I ever get real rich, I hope I’m not real mean to poor...
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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I bet when they weren’t fighting, Vikings with horn helmets had to stick potatoes...
Stephen King

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If you don’t have the time to read, you don’t have the time or...
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Same old slippers, Same old rice, Same old glimpse of paradise.
Henry Kissinger

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The nice thing about being a celebrity is that when you bore people, they...
Daniel J. Boorstin

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There was a time when the reader of an unexciting newspaper would remark, ‘How...
Frank Capra

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Automatic simply means that you can’t repair it yourself.
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Genius – To know without having learned to draw just conclusions from unknown premises...
Julie-Jeanne-Eleonore de Lespinasse

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If you can attain repose and calm, believe that you have seized happiness.
There's Something About Mary

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Mary I want a guy who can play 36 holes of golf, and still...
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