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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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If I ever opened a trampoline store, I don’t think I’d call it Trampo-Land,...
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Everyone is a genius at least once a year. The real geniuses simply have...
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Im telling you, things are getting out of hand. Or maybe Im discovering that...
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I like life. It’s something to do.
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There is an important difference between love and friendship. While the former delights in...
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Make decisions from the strong part of you, not the weak.
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Sometimes when I feel like killing someone, I do a little trick to calm...
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Why do you lead me a wild-goose chase
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Death comes equally to us all, and makes us all equal when it comes.
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