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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13743

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
If you ever teach a yodeling class, probably the hardest thing is to keep...
William Shakespeare

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O, beware, my lord, of jealousy It is the green-eyed monster which doth mock...
Howard Dietz

Quote #20017

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I don’t like composers who think. It gets in the way of their plagiarism.
Clive Staples Lewis

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The safest road to hell is the gradual one-the gentle slope, soft underfoot, without...
Malcolm X

Quote #21800

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You’re not to be so blind with patriotism that you can’t face reality. Wrong...
Sophocles

Quote #1095

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The good befriend themselves.
Wilbur Wright

Quote #19274

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I know of only one bird – the parrot – that talks and it...
Elbert Hubbard

Quote #7072

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A friend is one who knows you and loves you just the same.
Franz Kafka

Quote #14658

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If the book we are reading does not wake us, as with a fist...
Ella Wheeler Wilcox

Quote #18980

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Like the winds of the sea are the winds of fate As we voyage...
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