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There’s no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working...
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A friend is a person with whom I may be sincere. Before him I...
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In youth the human body drew me and was the object of my secret...
Quote #6368
He who knows nothing doubts nothing.
Quote #11154
The next best thing to being witty one’s self, is to be able to...
Quote #8440
I never took hallucinogenic drugs because I never wanted my consciousness expanded one unnecessary...
Quote #14756
Even though a number of people have tried, no one has yet found a...
Quote #12489
What makes men of genius, or rather, what they make, is not new ideas,...
Quote #12084
Billy Almon has all of his inlaw and outlaws here this afternoon.
Quote #15044
The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and 362 admonishments to heterosexuals. That doesn’t...