Quote #14093
Cynicism is an unpleasant way of saying the truth.
Quote #19617
Eagles may soar, but weasels don’t get sucked into jet engines.
Quote #13653
If your friend is already dead, and being eaten by vultures, I think it’s...
Quote #4849
Water is the only drink for a wise man.
Quote #15919
Marriage should be a duet — when one sings, the other claps.
Quote #9860
Most of us are just about as happy as we make up our minds...
Quote #10908
I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be...
Quote #4415
People who really want help may attack you if you help them. Help them...
Quote #4888
The great art of giving consists in this the gift should cost very little...
Quote #6434
Don’t knock the weather nine-tenths of the people couldn’t start a conversation if it...