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Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists...
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I wish a robot would get elected President. That way, when he came to...
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I soon realized that no journey carries one far unless, as it extends into...
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There are countless ways of achieving greatness, but any road to achieving one’s maximum...
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People often say that this or that person has not yet found himself. But...
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People only see what they are prepared to see.
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He who has health has hope and he who has hope, has everything.
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Kiss the hand of him who can renounce what he has publicly taught, when...
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Lefty A wise guy’s always right even when he’s wrong, he’s right.
Quote #21248
In the bleak midwinter Frosty wind made moan, Earth stood hard as iron, Water...