Quote #15821
You can always get the truth from a politician after he has turned seventy,...
Quote #131
I’m not a speed reader. I’m a speed understander.
Quote #5961
The most pathetic person in the world is someone who has sight, but has...
Quote #2213
A little wonton money, which burned out the bottom of his purse.
Quote #13888
I wish a robot would get elected President. That way, when he came to...
Quote #21215
Making duplicate copies and computer printouts of things no one wanted even one of...
Quote #11125
Friendships are fragile things, and require as much handling as any other fragile and...
Quote #10822
I thank my God everytime I remember you.
Quote #4934
Beware of those who laugh at nothing or everything.
Quote #13848
We used to laugh at Grandpa when he’d head off to go fishing. But...