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I’ve learned that I like my teacher because she cries when we sing Silent...
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With true friends…even water drunk together is sweet enough.
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It’s a piece of cake until you get to the top. You find you...
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The reason people sweat is so they won’t catch fire when making love.
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Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like...
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Let’s not talk so much about vice. I’m against vice in all forms.
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Let him that hath no power of patience retire within himself, though even there...
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Stand firm in your refusal to remain conscious during algebra. In real life, I...
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Human beings are perhaps never more frightening than when they are convinced beyond doubt...
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Old houses mended, Cost little less than new before they re ended.