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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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Author admin Date November 1, 2013
If you work on a lobster boat, sneaking up behind someone and pinching him...
Sir Robert Hutchinson

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Vegetarianism is harmless enough, though it is apt to fill a man with wind...
Carl Reiner

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A lot of people like snow. I find it to be an unnecessary freezing...
Koran

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And walk not proudly on the earth verily thou shalt never cleave the earth,...
Aesop

Quote #5477

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Appearances often are deceiving.
Ali ibn-Abi-Talib

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He who has a thousand friends has not a friend to spare, And he...
Ken Venturi

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1. Never tell everything at once.
Henry David Thoreau

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There is no more fatal blunderer than he who consumes the greater part of...
R. E. Phillips

Quote #16373

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
But when you start disagreeing with the answers, you’ve got a problem.
Desiderius Erasmus

Quote #8788

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Give light, and the darkness will disappear of itself.
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