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Most comics make jokes to defend themselves against what they see as a hostile...
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Basically, there are three ways the skunk and I are a lot alike. The...
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This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as...
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Us sing and dance, make faces and give flower bouquets, trying to be loved....
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Don’t ever get your speedometer confused with your clock, like I did once, because...
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We are living beyond our means. As a people we have developed a lifestyle...
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Heroing is one of the shortest-lived professions there is.
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Biography lends to death a new terror.
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How to gain, how to keep, how to recover happiness is in fact for...
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The most excellent and divine counsel, the best and most profitable advertisement of all...