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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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When you go to a party at somebody’s house, don’t automatically assume that the...
Richard Milhous Nixon

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I brought myself down. I impeached myself by resigning.
Joe Moore

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Horse sense is what keeps horses from betting on people.
Luigi Barzini

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They eat the dainty food of gamous chefs with the same pleasure with which...
Leonard Nimoy

Quote #16102

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The miracle is this–the more we share, the more we have.
Ralph Waldo Emerson

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In the woods is perpetual youth.
Hellen Keller

Quote #5972

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It is better to be happy for a moment and be burned up with...
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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Fear can sometimes be a useful emotion. For instance, let’s say you’re an astronaut...
Alfred Lord Tennyson

Quote #9018

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There lives more faith in honest doubt, believe me, than in half the creeds.
Marcus Aelius Aurelius

Quote #10323

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I have often wondered how it is that every man loves himself more than...
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